Dirty Bombshell
Alton, IL | Established. Jan 01, 2014 | SELF
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Cock rock was a staple in the teenage American male’s diet for decades. Ted Nugent, Kiss, and virtually every hair metal band have bragged and begged for a woman’s affection time and time again, but it was only a matter of time before horny white guys died out. Much like Steel Panther, Dirty Bombshell attempts to recreate that classic time with reckless stupidity.
Reportedly an old cover band that realized rock songs about boning is mere pocket rocket science, Bombshell’s self-titled debut isn’t the dullest crayon in the toolshed. The music is pure hard rock, distilled like strong and sloppy AC/DC moonshine. Vocalist/bassist JD gives some spirited performances, the drums sound great, and Ryan riffs competently through it all. My only major complaint is how buried and muddled the guitars sound. In a genre driven by loud thunderous riffs, it’s a little odd that they sometimes come off more as quiet farts.
The lyrical content is sure to please everyone’s grandmother. The disgusting title of “Sixteen/Sexteen” would normally bother me, but the breakdown lyrics are just too good to be true: “sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex”. It only gets worse when they start trying to make sense, dumbing out hard in the only way rock gods can. Here are my favorite examples.
“Slut Queen” – So I tap her on the shoulder/And I tell her/ And I tell her/I’ve gots to get me some/Slut queen
“Drinking of U” – Are you drinking of me/Drinking of U/Can you feel it girl/Can I feel it too
“MicH377e” – Go to hell/Michelle
“Vince” – Phonin’ it in/phonin’ it in/phonin’ it in/Oi oi oi oi
The last one’s rather telling, as the shtick starts to wear thin over the fifteen track length. “Dead Man’s Curve” and “Walk of Shame” are like the awful tracks on your favorite Ugly Kid Joe album, which is definitely more of a compliment than I initially intended. For the vast majority of listeners, that’s a bad thing, but for us about to rock, it’s not too shabby.
Keeping your social justice warrior girlfriend in mind, Dirty Bombshell were thoughtful enough to include “Pants Off” radio edit. She’ll still break up with you, but at least her virgin ears will remain intact. - Blah Blah Music
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Dirty Bombshell, the self-titled debut album.
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Suckers for the rush of playing rock for a live audience, the members of Dirty Bombshell came together in 2013 for a one-show reunion of their high school 80's hair-metal cover band.
At one rehearsal, between Poison and Mötley Crüe songs, a riff jam dropped into their laps their song Slut Queen ("the best AC/DC song since Thunderstruck") and opened up a songwriting spigot.
A little surprised and a lot inspired, they spent the next year and a half writing, honing and recording 15 hook-pop hard rock tracks. Their debut album is the result.
"Illinois's Dirty Bombshell has got one helluva vulgar pocket rocket with their debut album. The music is pure hard rock, distilled like strong and sloppy AC/DC moonshine."
-- Junkhead Josh, Blah Blah Music
"Dirty rock'n'roll in the spirit of Slade, AC/DC and other hard-rockin' miscreants."
-- Reckless Records
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