Devecseri

Devecseri is not a DJ. Devecseri can be a DJ if you need him to be. Devecseri is really a composer. Devecseri is a philosopher. Devecseri wants to make you feel like you are floating alone in space pondering the possibilities of your reality. Devecseri makes what he needs to hear, but hopes that it also brings you some comfort. Devecseri would like to apologize for the heavy use of his surname; since most have trouble spelling obscure Hungarian surnames rampant repetition should be deemed appropriate. Devecseri would like you to know that you are not alone in your overindulgence of existentialist musings, and would like to thank you for the effort that supports your existence in this dark universe. Without an observer, it would be a cold, cold, dark, pointless void. Devecseri thanks you for observing, this includes listening.

WARNING:
Do not observe the shiny purple elephant behind you. If you choose to do so, avoid eye contact at all costs, and DO NOT INHALE IN THE GREEN FUMES EMANATING FROM HIS TRUNK. He is friendly, but his pupils will trick you into mailing your boss a crude and offensive drawing of them riding a much smaller, cuter, shiny purple elephant; which will promptly leave you with one less source of income. We cannot reveal how the green fumes will affect your health as we have been tricked, multiple times, into signing extensive confidentiality agreements.